Add supposed to be catchy catchphrases whenere a baddie is dispatched and its pretty much predictable before the opening shots. Producers Barry Barnholtz , Jeffrey Schenck. The only complaint I have is that it wasn’t long enough. Jan 29, Rating: Artificial, unintentionally funny and stupid movie making at its worst. Jan 14, Full Review…. Derek Mears as Edward. A definite recommend for any action junkie.
Movie Info After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel Jeremy Renner and Gretel Gemma Arterton have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Manu Gino Super Reviewer. Witch Hunters winds up being one of those movies that sounds better in a description of its better component parts than it plays onscreen. So you folks out there giving it bad rap for not meeting your standards, calm down. When i am a grown up, i wanna hunt witches like you too do Ben: It’s a film which is so demeaningly bad, so utterly without merit, that there is a kind of purity in its awfulness.
Its made to a hilariously entertaining popcorn flick with over-the-top action and unrealistic weapons that wouldn’t have existed given the ‘time period’ this movie seems to be set in. The script is probably in the top 5 worst of and the delivery of the dialogue is just as terrible, but that made the film much more fun to watch. Feb 4, Full Review…. Soon they discover that the Blood Moon will approach in three days and the powerful dark witch Muriel is the responsible for the abduction of sutitles.
Feb 8, Rating: Witch Hunters fails as both a fantasy adventure and as a parody of same.
As both get to know their high school classmates, strange and frightening things begin to happen. Rentals are not eligible.
Meanwhile Hansel and Gretel disclose secrets about their parents. Feb 5, Full Review….
When i am a grown up, i wanna hunt witches like you too do Ben: The idea of telling the classic fairy tale of Hansel and Gretel within the first five minutes and then make them grown-up with hunters could have made for a fun magical adventure.
I will not say it’s a terrible film by any means, because the entertainment levels are sky high. The movie settles for showers of gore with intermittent moments of spoofiness. The siblings Hansel and Gretel are left alone in the woods by their father and captured by a dark witch in a candy house.
At least it puts forth a sound message: Time passes quickly however and while not surprised you’ll not be completely bored either. Jan 29, Rating: Alternately bloody and silly, Hansel and Gretel: Don’t have an account? Witch Hunters winds up being one of those movies that sounds better in a description of its better component parts than it plays onscreen.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (Unrated)
This film makes Van Helsing look like a masterpiece, and that’s saying something. The whole kidding trope, which you can bet was ordered by McKay and Ferrell, is pretty lame, and defeats the leads’ attempts to bring shadings to cardboard cartoon characters.
It’s a film which is so demeaningly bad, so utterly without merit, that there is a kind of purity in its awfulness. But there are odd bits of redemption lingering in its depths that are truly baffling to behold.
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It’s a big piece of Hollywood Schlock that I won’t remember, but I will be fine with to turn my brain off and watch again. Manu Gino Super Reviewer. Everyone involved warrios be ashamed of themselves. Oct 23, Full Review…. Years later, the orphans have become famous witch hunters. I go by many names, none of which you’re worthy of pronouncing.
Jan 14, Full Review….
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It’s run time is just ov of 90 minutes so they had ample room to expand a few scenes or even add new ones to flesh out the character development a little. At Home With Amy Sedaris. She intends to use the children together with a secret ingredient in a Sabbath to make the coven of witches protected against the fire.
Revenge is sweeter than candy. Unrated and too intense for theaters with more witches, weapons and action!
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A streamlined and steam-cleaned studio product that can’t decide if it’s an adult horror or a children’s fantasy. Kids, avoid overdoing it on sweets — especially candy that doubles as drywall.
The Kids Are Alright. Famous witch hunter, finally we meet. Already have an account? Artificial, unintentionally funny and stupid movie making at its worst. Ingrid Bolso Berdal as Horned Witch.
Which doesn’t mean it’s bad Account Options Sign in. Get ready for a twisted take on the classic tale as Hansel Sjbtitles Renner and Gretel Gemma Arterton have turned pro, coping with the trauma of their childhood captivity by slaying witches for hire.
Famke Janssen as Muriel.